Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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