Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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