I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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