is your mom at the bar?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Dicks are not precious.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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