I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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