just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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