how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
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You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
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yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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