I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
why is half of my head shaved?
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