Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
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He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
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You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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