And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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