Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
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We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
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My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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