Taylor Swift is so right about you.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
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I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
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I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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