Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
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For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
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I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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