I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
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Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
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So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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