Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
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Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
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You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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