i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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