Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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