Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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