I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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