There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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