flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
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If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
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Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
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