i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
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I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
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I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
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