He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Be still, my beating vagina.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Found the puke drawer
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
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