Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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