'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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