Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
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We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
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Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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