Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
