roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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