I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
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It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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