I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
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Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
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I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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