In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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