Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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