Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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