I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
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