I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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