Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
