it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
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I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
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He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
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