I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
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Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
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What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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