I skipped work to stalk him.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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