I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
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I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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