Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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