omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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