My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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