and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
40s are totally the cure
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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