Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
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She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
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Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
We are all done wearing pants today
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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