I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Randomize
