one might say we're banned from that church
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
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We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
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I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize