it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
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I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
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I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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