i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
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I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
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OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.