Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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