My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
did i walk over a car last night?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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