Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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