I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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