also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
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