There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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