A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
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When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
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Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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